This story is from Texas Monthly’s archives. We have left the text as it was originally published to maintain a clear historical record. Read more here about our archive digitization project. At some point in life, a major daydream of any authentic Texan is to quit the job and become a rancher. Honest fatigue . . . herding the dogies on the range . . . sitting out on the porch listening to coyotes howl under a full moon . . . wearing those great clothes. The only thing wrong with ranching is cattle: they are oafish creatures whose only roles on earth are to thicken themselves and to thin your savings. The going price is never right, the rainfall is always short, and there…The post Honey, You’re Still Driving Me Crazy appeared first on Texas Monthly.